My Laundry Chair Has Accepted a Promotion
The chair in the bedroom started as furniture. It is now the head of a very successful clothing department.
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The chair in the bedroom started as furniture. It is now the head of a very successful clothing department.
First came the water bottle. Then came its backup. Now the kitchen is a hydration warehouse.
Every home has a drawer that is technically a small archaeological site.
The desk was designed for focused work. It now specializes in holding items that have no permanent address.
Start by checking the place where you always put your keys. They will not be there.
The cat invited everyone to a meeting at 4:03 in the morning. Attendance was described as mandatory.
The office dogs have issued a new policy covering unnecessary meetings and insufficient snacks.
My cat is a window inspector, parcel examiner and senior curtain compliance officer.
The hamster has completed another night on the wheel and would like an explanation.
The dog rated our enthusiasm highly but expressed concern about our unreliable throwing accuracy.